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A woman wakes up on a Star Trek-esque ship where the crew praise their all knowing and fearless captain. (imdb)

Bound and determined to end their contentious relationship once and for all, newly-engaged New Yorker Melanie (Witherspoon) sneaks back home to Alabama to confront her past (including her redneck husband), only to discover that you can take the girl out of the South, but you can never take the South out of the girl. (Touchstone Pictures)

Bent on settling a 20-year-old score, lifer Ryan Gaerity (Tommy Lee Jones) breaks out of an Irish prison, making a beeline for Boston and the object of his retribution: retired bomb-squad ace Jimmy Dove (Jeff Bridges). Jimmy was once Ryan's protégé in the Irish Republican Army but betrayed his mentor after learning Ryan planned to target civilians. Now that he's loose, nobody in Beantown is safe ... especially Jimmy's family.

Funny and extraordinary life of taxi drivers working in a taxi station named Akasya Duragi.

A group of men who were clearing bush for the government arrive back in town, claiming that their friend was abducted by aliens... (imdb)

A teenager must battle for a gold charm to keep his family from being controlled by an evil leprechaun. (imdb)

A veteran D.C. journalist loses the thread of her own narrative when a guilt-propelled errand for her father thrusts her from byline to unwitting subject in the very story she's trying to break. Adapted from Joan Didion's namesake novel. (imdb)

The Creature from the Black Lagoon is back! This time he's captured by scientists and transported to an aquarium in south Florida... (imdb)

A harsh portrait of Turkey, its people and its authorities, shown through the stories of five prisoners given a week's home leave, and the problems they encounter in adjusting to the world outside. (imdb)

A group of traveling players peregrinates through Greece attempting to perform the popular erotic drama Golfo The Shepherdess... (imdb)