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Smallfoot
A Yeti is convinced that the elusive creatures known as "humans" really do exist.
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Getting Even with Dad
Ray, an ex-con and widower, is planning a coin heist with two accomplices to help him to buy his own bakery. However, he doesn't expect his son Timmy, who was living with Ray's sister, to show up at the house right in the middle of planning... (imdb)
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Airheads
Chazz, Rex, and Pip are a band known as The Lone Rangers, and all they're looking for is some attention... (imdb)
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Mr. Bean\
Mr. Bean returns but not for long as he goes on his travels to the south of France where mishap and mayhem begin, by the end Bean even has his video diaries at the Cannes Film Festival. (imdb)
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What Richard Did
A high school rugby star's life is irrevocably changed when a senseless act of violence leads to a sudden, shocking tragedy. (tiff.net)
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The Ladykillers
This retelling of the critically acclaimed 1955 comedy stars Hanks as Goldthwait Higginson Dorr III, Ph.D., a charlatan professor who's assembled a gang of "experts" for the heist of the century. (Touchstone Pictures)
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9½ Weeks
An erotic story about a woman, the assistant of an art gallery, who gets into an impersonal affaire with a man... (imdb)
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Setup
A group of friends become involved in a potentially deadly diamond heist. (imdb)
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On Deadly Ground
Mystical martial artist/environmental agent takes on a ruthless oil corporation. (imdb)
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Russian Ark
Told in one fluid shot, a tale which floats like a dreamlike journey through the majestic spaces of the Hermitage in St. Petersburg, engaging real and imagined characters from Russian and European history. The nameless protagonist, a 19th-century French diplomat, guides the audience through a lost, sumptuous dream that was the Enlightenment period. The film, staged among some of the Western Art tradition's greatest masterpieces, climaxes in a pageant of color, motion, and music... (imdb)
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