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Desperate Living
A rich housewife enlists her maid's help to murder her husband; they go on the lam and end up in Mortville, a homeless community built into a garbage dump. (imdb)
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Boa vs. Python
Boa vs. Python (2004) - Direct-to-Video
After an overly ambitious businessman transports an 80-foot python to the United States, the beast escapes and starts to leave behind a trail of human victims. An FBI agent and a snake specialist come up with a plot to combat the creature by pitting it against a bioengineered, 70-foot boa constrictor. (imdb)
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The Fortune Cookie
A crooked lawyer persuades his brother-in-law to feign a serious injury. (imdb)
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French Roast
French Roast (2008) - Short Film
In a fancy Parisian Café, an uptight businessman discovers he forgot to bring his wallet and bides his time by ordering more coffee. (imdb)
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Notorious
A woman is asked to spy on a group of Nazi friends in South America. How far will she have to go to ingratiate herself with them? (imdb)
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Legend
A young man must stop the Lord of Darkness from both destroying daylight and marrying the woman he loves
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Under the Roofs of Paris
In René Clair's irrepressibly romantic portrait of the crowded tenements of Paris, a street singer and a gangster vie for the love of a beautiful young woman. (criterion.com)
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Sayonara
American servicemen stationed in Japan during the Korean War fall in love and marry Japanese nationals despite harsh paperwork impediments and orders to the contrary. (imdb)
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I Give It a Year
A look at the trials and tribulations of a newlywed couple during their first year of marriage. (imdb)
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Fragments
A group of strangers form a unique relationship with each other after surviving a random shooting at a Los Angeles diner. (imdb)
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