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Zombieland: Double Tap
Columbus, Tallahasse, Wichita, and Little Rock move to the American heartland as they face off against evolved zombies, fellow survivors, and the growing pains of the snarky makeshift family.
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Caddyshack
An exclusive golf course has to deal with a brash new member and a destructive dancing gopher (imdb)
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Madar
A powerful movie about life, family, love and culture. (imdb)
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A Goofy Movie
When Max makes an preposterous promise to his girlfriend, his chances to fulfilling it seem hopeless when he is dragged onto a cross-country trip with his embarrassing father, Goofy. (imdb)
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Parental Guidance
A harried mom asks her parents to look after her three children when she needs to leave town for work. (imdb)
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America\
For an awkward, self-conscious girl like Kiki, being the personal assistant to a beautiful mega-star like Gwen isn't easy. But when she dutifully accepts the task of helping Gwen and her estranged mega-star husband Eddie make it through one last public appearance masterminded by legendary press agent Lee Phillips, forever devoted Kiki finds that her job is about to get even harder.
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The Magicians
The Magicians (2016) - TV Series
After being recruited to a secretive academy, a group of students discovers that the magic they read about as children is very real--and more dangerous than they ever imagined. (imdb)
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Bone Tomahawk
Four men set out in the Wild West to rescue a group of captives from cave dwellers. (imdb)
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The Amputee
The Amputee (1974) - Short Film
In this plotless 5 minute short, Catherine Coulson plays a legless double-amputee who, throughout the film, is going over a letter she is writing. She makes marks on the letter, and we hear a voice-over of her reading through it... (imdb)
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Coal Miner\
Biography of Loretta Lynn, a country and western singer that came from poverty to fame. (imdb)
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