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Fireflies in the Garden
The semi-autobiographical story centers on the complexities of love and commitment in a family torn apart when faced by an unexpected tragedy. (imdb)
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Woyzeck
Franz Woyzeck (Kinski) is a hapless, hopeless soldier, alone and powerless in society, assaulted from all sides by forces he cannot control. (imdb)
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Bill Burr: You People Are All the Same
Taking the stage in Washington, D.C., funnyman Bill Burr brings his stinging brand of humor to the spotlight, uncorking a profanity-laced, incisive routine that pokes fun at plastic surgery, reality TV, gold diggers and more. (Netflix)
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Fear Street Part One: 1994
A circle of teenage friends accidentally encounter the ancient evil responsible for a series of brutal murders that have plagued their town for over 300 years. Welcome to Shadyside. (imdb)
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Medicine Man
An eccentric scientist working for a large drug company is working on a research project in the Amazon jungle (imdb)
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You Hurt My Feelings
Beth is a New York novelist in an unbelievably happy marriage to Don, who loves her and supports her in every way. But one day she overhears him admitting that he hasn’t liked her writing in years, and the revelation threatens to undo all that’s good in their lives.
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Not Another Teen Movie
This irreverent comedy shows no mercy as it skewers the conventions and cliches of the genre you hate to love. (Columbia Pictures)
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Neruda
An inspector hunts down Nobel Prize-winning Chilean poet, Pablo Neruda, who becomes a fugitive in his home country in the late 1940s for joining the Communist Party (imdb)
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Cremaster 3
The third film of a five-part art-installation epic - it's part-zombie movie, part-gangster film.
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Looney Tunes: Back in Action
Bugs Bunny and Daffy Duck are up to their feudin' ways again as the entire Looney Tunes menagerie star in a feature film set entirely in a live action world and interact with "live" 3-D costars throughout the picture. (Warner Bros.)
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