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Retreat
Kate and Martin escape from personal tragedy to an Island Retreat. Cut off from the outside world, their attempts to recover are shattered when a Man is washed ashore, with news of airborne killer disease that is sweeping through Europe. (imdb)
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The Song Remains the Same
This well-known Led Zeppelin film is a filmed concert, a rock documentary and a movie with plot as it consists of a) one of the band's most legendary concerts, the one in Madison Square Garden in 1975, b) archive footage featuring the band and their manager and c) subplots which resemble fairy-tales with knights and castles.
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Little Big Man
Jack Crabb, looking back from extreme old age, tells of his life being raised by Indians and fighting with General Custer. (imdb)
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Italian for Beginners
Follows the stories of six insecure singles whose lives interweave one dreary Copenhagen winter. (Miramax Films)
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Der Goldene Handschuh
A serial killer strikes fear in the hearts of residents of Hamburg during the early 1970s. (imdb)
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Nacho Libre
Jack Black stars as Ignacio (friends call him Nacho), a cook by day in a Mexican orphanage, who moonlights as a lucha libre wrestler to raise money for the orphans in this comedy from the creators of "Napoleon Dynamite" and the writer of "The School of Rock." (Paramount)
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Incident in a Ghost Land
The story follows a mother of two who inherits a home from her Aunt. On the first night in the new home she is confronted with murderous intruders and fights for her daughters lives. Sixteen years later when the daughters reunite at the house, and that is when things get strange. (imdb)
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The Beekeeper
In The Beekeeper, one man's brutal campaign for vengeance takes on national stakes after he is revealed to be a former operative of a powerful and clandestine organization known as "Beekeepers". (imdb)
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Awakenings
The victims of an encephalitis epidemic many years ago have been catatonic ever since, but now a new drug offers the prospect of reviving them.
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Ready Player One
When the creator of a virtual reality world called the OASIS dies, he releases a video in which he challenges all OASIS users to find his Easter Egg, which will give the finder his fortune. Wade Watts finds the first clue and starts a race for the Egg. (imdb)
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