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The Neon Demon
When aspiring model Jesse moves to Los Angeles, her youth and vitality are devoured by a group of beauty-obsessed women who will take any means necessary to get what she has. (imdb)
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Shakes the Clown
Shakes plods about his duties as party clown, and uses all of his free time getting seriously drunk (imdb)
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Street of Crocodiles
A man closes up a lecture hall; he reaches into a box and snips the string holding a gaunt puppet. Released, the puppet warily explores the darkened rooms about him. Screws twist out of objects and move about. A boy doll catches light with a mirror, shining it around: he spotlights the gaunt explorer. An adult female doll stands with breasts exposed. Mechanical spools and wheels turn. (imdb)
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Mary Shelley
The love affair between poet Percy Shelley and 18 year old Mary Wollstonecraft Godwin, which resulted in Mary Shelley writing Frankenstein. (imdb)
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Star Trek
Star Trek (1966) - TV Series
Captain James T. Kirk and the crew of the Starship Enterprise explore the Galaxy and defend the United Federation of Planets. (imdb)
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The Premature Burial
Emily Gault arrives at the Carrell mansion determined to rekindle an old relationship with Guy Carrell... (imdb)
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The National Anthem
The National Anthem (2011) - Season 1, Episode 1
Black Mirror - Season 1, Episode 1
The Prime Minister is faced with a dilemma when a member of the Royal Family is kidnapped.
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Tales from the Golden Age
A comedy based on the most hilarious Romanian urban legens of the 1980s, the late Communist period.
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Party Monster
This is the true story of Michael Alig (Culkin), a Club Kid party organizer whose life was sent spiraling down when he bragged on television about killing his drug dealer and roommate (Cruz). (imdb)
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Kids
An HIV-positive skateboarder sets out to deflower as many virgins as possible while a local girl who contracted his disease tries to prevent his next target from suffering the same fate as herself.
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