Welcome to Criticker: Home of insanely accurate recommendations!

Upon hearing of the evil deeds of the bandit Abu Hassan, Popeye, accompanied by Olive Oyl and J. Wellington Wimpy, flies to Arabia. Olive is kidnapped by Abu Hassan, who forces her to do the laundry for his Forty Thieves. Popeye sneaks into their hideout to rescue her, but finds himself outnumbered forty-one to one. (imdb)

Stanley is a short order cook, infatuated with Margaret, the statuesque waitress who works at Whimpy Burger with him (imdb)

In the future, Highlander Connor MacLeod must prevent the destruction of Earth under an anti-ozone shield. (imdb)

An impoverished backward nation declares a war on the United States of America, hoping to lose. (imdb)

Canada 1931: The unsociable trapper Johnson lives for himself in the ice-cold mountains near the Yukon river. During a visit in the town he witnesses a dog-fight. He interrupts the game and buys one of the dogs - almost dead already - for $200 against the owner's will. When the owner Hasel complains to mounty sargeant Millen, he refuses to take action. But then the loathing breeder and his friends accuse Johnson of murder... (imdb)

One man has seen more of the natural world than any other. This unique feature documentary is his witness statement. (imdb)

On an isolated island off the coast of North America, the inhabitants discover that their relatives are rising from the dead. The island divides over the debate of whether to 'kill' the walking dead or to preserve them and try to find a cure.

This story takes place in prehistoric time when three prehistoric tribesmen search for a new fire source. (imdb)

When her grandson is kidnapped during the Tour de France, Madame Souza and her beloved pooch Bruno team up with the Belleville Sisters--an aged song-and-dance team from the days of Fred Astaire--to rescue him. (imdb)

A young Thai boxer learns the skills and inner meaning of martial arts. (imdb)