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Rabbit of Seville
Bugs and Elmer supply new lyrics to Rossini's opera. (imdb)
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Kurtulus Son Durak
A psychologist changes the lives of her female clients in this provocative black comedy from Turkey. When a psychologist named Eylem (Belcim Bilgin) moves to the area, she makes a big impact on the suffering women who come to her. (Cineworld)
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Tale of Tales
Based on a 17th century collection of fairy tales by Italian author Giambattista Basile, the film weaves realistic and fantastical elements together into three different storylines, one of which involves Salma Hayek eating the heart of a giant beast. (Youtube)
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Aaahh!!! Real Monsters
The show takes us through the struggles of life as a child monster. 3 monster friends are studying how to scare humans in school. Often their attempts don't work out as planned. (imdb)
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Les Dames du Bois de Boulogne
Realizing that her lover (Jean) is losing interest in her, a society lady (Helene) gets revenge by tricking him into marrying a former prostitute (imdb)
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Late Show with David Letterman
The Late Show with David Letterman is an hour-long weeknight comedy and talk-show broadcast by CBS from the Ed Sullivan Theater on Broadway in New York City. (imdb)
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Dead of Night
Architect Walter Craig, seeking the possibility of some work at a country farmhouse, soon finds himself once again stuck in his recurring nightmare (imdb)
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Fast X
Dom Toretto and his family are targeted by the vengeful son of drug kingpin Hernan Reyes. (imdb)
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Presentation, or Charlotte and Her Steak
Charlotte is leaving. Before catching her train, she goes to her apartment for a quick snack -- a steak, as it happens. Walter accompanies her; the little time Charlotte will take to prepare and eat her steak represents his last opportunity to patch things up with her. A tall order, given the utterly unromantic circumstances... (imdb)
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Armour of God 2: Operation Condor
Agent Jackie is hired to find WWII Nazi gold hidden in the Sahara desert. He teams up with three bundling... (imdb)
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