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A new dimension in thrills in the deep-water, deep-suspense sci-fi adventure centered on a spacecraft that plunged into the Pacific -- 300 years ago. (Warner Bros.)

An attractive woman from the city, on vacation, stays in a small farming community and dazzles a young married farmer... (imdb)

The G.I. Joe force must oppose a Cobra organization that has secretly allied with a subterranean reptilian who were their founders. (imdb)

A movie in the same genre of "sparatus" but much more intense. This is the story of the man that was supposed to be crucified, but the people cried out that the Romans should execute Jesus instead. Spared from death, Barabbas (Anthony Quinn) lives a life of hell and persecution and constantly wonders why he should be spared from death instead of Jesus. (imdb)

The Great War (World War I) has brought devastation, heartache, and hardship to the Ukrainian people... (imdb)

The sixth adventure of Turkish box office record holder comedy character, Recep Ivedik. Surprisingly Recep founds himself in Kenya instead of Konya (an Anatolian city of Turkey) and the adventure begins (imdb)

Mr. Pest tries several theatre seats before winding up in front in a fight with the conductor. He is thrown out. In the lobby he pushes a fat lady into a fountain and returns to sit down by Edna. Mr. Rowdy, in the gallery, pours beer down on Mr. Pest and Edna. He attacks patrons, a harem dancer, the singers Dot and Dash, and a fire-eater. (imdb)

Eddie Izzard's routine has a loose trajectory from the beginning of the Old Testament and the creation of the world in seven days to Revelations; God, in the voice of James Mason, makes several appearances... (imdb)

A gangster movie where all the gangsters are children. Instead of real bullets they use "splurge guns" that cover the victim in cream... (imdb)

Will, Neil, Simon and Jay, four socially troubled eighteen-year-olds from the south of England go on holiday to Crete. (imdb)