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Umut
"Umut" is the story of an illiterate man and his family, whose existence depends on his income as a horse cab driver. When one of his horses is killed by an automobile, and when it is clear that neither justice nor charity will prevail, the man, played by Güney, begins a slow slide into despair... (imdb)
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Blame It on Fidel
Blame it on Fidel is the story of a 9 year-old girl growing up during the early 70's whose quiet, middle-class life is thrown into chaos when her parents become political activists. (Gaumont)
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Dylan Moran: Monster
Dylan Moran: Monster (2004) - Direct-to-Video
Dylan Moran talks about Dublin, greetings, cigarettes, drugs, life potential, the ideal body, health foods, modern cookery, wine, hotel rooms, mobile phones, cash machines, partying, vodka, whiskey, gin, children and their owners, babyboomers, blues, rap music, young people, politeness, lies, politicians, flatmates, news, euphemism, anti-americanism, etc, etc... (imdb)
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Two Lovers
A Brooklyn-set romantic drama about a bachelor (Phoenix) torn between the family friend his parents wish he would marry (Shaw) and his beautiful but volatile new neighbor (Paltrow).
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Princess Protection Program
When a tiny country is invaded by a dictator, a young Princess (later known as Rosie) is taken into custody by the Princess Protection Program... (imdb)
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Graveyard Shift
Based on Stephen King's short story about a Maine textile mill, where it's workers come into contact with something far more gruesome than anyone might expect. (imdb)
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Cow and Chicken
The program focuses on the misadventures of two unlikely yet somehow biological siblings: Cow and Chicken. (imdb)
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Maniac Cop 2
Officer Matt Cordell, the undead cop, returns from the grave. Again. This time he is after the criminals who murdered him in the prison, and he is not doing that because he wants to forgive them... (imdb)
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Gold Diggers of 1933
Millionaire turned composer Dick Powell rescues unemployed Broadway people with a new play. (imdb)
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Confidence
Jake Vig (Burns) is a consummate grifter about to pull his biggest con yet, one set to avenge his friend's murder. But his last scam backfired, leaving him indebted to a mob boss (Hoffman) and his enforcer. (imdb)
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