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The Iron Horse
Springfield, Illinois. Brandon, a surveyor, dreams of building a railway to the west, but Marsh, a contractor, is sceptical. Abraham Lincoln looks on as their children, Davy Brandon and Miriam Marsh, play together. Brandon sets off with Davy to survey a route. They discover a new pass which will shave 200 miles off the expected distance, but they are set upon by a party of Cheyenne... (imdb)
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Couch
Couch (2003) - TV Special
A man (Sandler) goes shopping for a new couch. (imdb)
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Justice League Dark: Apokolips War
Following his two failed invasions of Earth, Darkseid has destroyed countless worlds, prompting the Justice League and the Teen Titans to launch a counter-attack on Apokolips. (Wikipedia.org)
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Return of the Living Dead Part II
Curious kids unearth the barrels that helped revive the dead of the first film, which proves the second time's an undead charm. (imdb)
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Prometheus
A team of explorers discover a clue to the origins of mankind on Earth, leading them on a journey to the darkest corners of the universe. There, they must fight a terrifying battle to save the future of the human race. (imdb)
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Life with Father
A financier from New York rules his numerous family, consisting of his wife and his four sons, with the meticulousity of a bookkeeper. (imdb)
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Uzun Hikaye
A long story that started and ended at the station. (imdb)
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A Tale of Two Sisters
Based on a famous Korean folktale, this grim fairy tale is one of the most heart-breaking and unexpected movies about loss, guilt and grief ever made. (Tartan Films)
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Those Who Wish Me Dead
A teenage murder witness finds himself pursued by twin assassins in the Montana wilderness with a survival expert tasked with protecting him -- and a forest fire threatening to consume them all.
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Tristram Shandy: A Cock and Bull Story
A zesty celebration of storytelling and the life that spills out of it, this film tells two stories: that of an 18th Century Englishman Tristram Shandy (Coogan), and that of the hapless 21st Century filmmakers who are adapting the notoriously unfilmable work "The Life and Opinions of Tristram Shandy, Gentleman," with "Steve Coogan" (COogan) in the title role. (Picturehouse)
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