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Sarmaşık
After months without pay, the already disgruntled crew on a Turkish cargo ship arrives in an Egyptian port and learns that the port authority is foreclosing on them. Ordered to anchor offshore, the remaining skeleton crew has their passports seized and must maintain the vessel until its owner's debts are paid... (sundance.org)
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Resurrect Dead: The Mystery of the Toynbee Tiles
An urban mystery unfurls as one man pieces together the surreal meaning of hundreds of cryptic tiled messages that have been appearing in city streets across the U.S. and South America.
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Tim and Eric\
Two guys get a billion dollars to make a movie, only to watch their dream run off course.
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The Usual Suspects
Following a truck hijack in New York, five conmen are arrested and brought together for questioning. As none of them is guilty, they plan a revenge operation against the police. The operation goes well, but then the influence of a legendary mastermind criminal called Keyser Söze is felt. It becomes clear that each one of them has wronged Söze at some point and must pay back now. The payback job leaves 27 men dead in a boat explosion, but the real question arises now: Who actually is Keyser Söze? (imdb)
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Boys on the Side
Jane is a night club singer, out of work and looking for a ride-share to accompany her to Los Angeles... (imdb)
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Red Dwarf
Red Dwarf (1988) - TV Series
The adventures of the last human alive and his friends, stranded three million years into deep space on the mining ship Red Dwarf. (imdb)
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Time
Fox Rich fights for the release of her husband, Rob, who is serving a 60-year sentence in prison.
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Sergeant Rutledge
Lieutenant Tom Cantrell is sent to defend Sergeant Braxton Rutledge a black cavalry soldier on a charge of rape and murder. The story begins in a courtroom and the story is told through flashbacks. This is a story of how a black soldier in the face of danger from the Indians can be so easily mistaken as a criminal. (imdb)
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Ride Along 2
As his wedding day approaches, Ben heads to Miami with his soon-to-be brother-in-law James to bring down a drug dealer who's supplying the dealers of Atlanta with product. (imdb)
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Ernest in the Army
Ernest joins the Army reserves so he can drive the bigrigs, but ends up being sent into combat! (imdb)
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