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Beavis and Butt-Head Do the Universe
After a "creative" judge sentences them to space camp, a black hole sends our adolescent heroes 24 years into the modern future where the duo misuse Iphones, embark on a quest to score, and become targets of the Deep State. (imdb)
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The Mystery of Picasso
Using a specially designed transparent 'canvas' to provide an unobstructed view, Picasso creates as the camera rolls. He begins with simple works that take shape after only a single brush stroke. He then progresses to more complex paintings, in which he repeatedly adds and removes elements, transforming the entire scene at will, until at last the work is complete. (imdb)
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He Was a Quiet Man
An office worker inadvertently becomes a hero after he saves a woman's life. (imdb)
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Moya lyubov
Moya lyubov (2006) - Short Film
In nineteenth-century Russia, a teenage boy in search of love is drawn to two very different women. (oscar.com)
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Three Outlaw Samurai
Shiba, a wandering ronin, encounters a band of peasants who have kidnapped the daughter of their dictatorial magistrate, in hopes of coercing from him a reduction in taxes. Shiba takes up their fight, joined by two renegades from the magistrate's guard, Sakura and Kikyo. The three outlaws find themselves in a battle to the death. (imdb)
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Lessons of Darkness
This film shows the disaster of the Kuwaitian oil fields in flames. In contrast to the common documentary film there are no comments and few interviews (imdb)
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Eva
A shy genius is employed by his former university to design robot software. (imdb)
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I Was Born, But...
After moving to the suburbs of Tokyo two brothers struggle to fit in at their new school. Their father, who made the move to have more in common with his boss, tries to help them become self assured while encountering similar problems at work.
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A Study in Choreography for Camera
It seems like an exercise piece to capture a dancer's movement on celluloid, which later on developed into Deren's masterpieces such as "Ritual in Transfigured Time".
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Advantageous
In a near-future world where beauty is everything, a single mother undergoes a radical procedure to make herself look younger so she can provide a better future for her daughter. But the procedure has unexpected side effects, and Gwen must question her own identity and what it means to be beautiful.
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