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Analyze That
As mob boss Paul Vitti (De Niro) is nearing the end of his term in Sing Sing, his former psychotherapist Ben Sobel (Crystal) gets called in to consult on the case. (Warner Bros.)
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The Navigator
Two spoiled rich people find themselves trapped on an empty passenger ship. (imdb)
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8 Million Ways to Die
Scudder is a detective with the Sheriff's Department who is forced to shoot a violent suspect during a narcotics raid. The ensuing psychological aftermath of this shooting worsens his drinking problem and this alcoholism causes him to lose his job, as well as his marriage... (imdb)
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V/H/S/94
A police S.W.A.T. team investigates about a mysterious VHS tape and discovers a sinister cult that has pre-recorded material which uncovers a nightmarish conspiracy. (imdb)
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Dark Habits
A nightclub singer seeks refuge with gay nuns on dope in a Madrid convent.
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Murder by Decree
Sherlock Holmes investigates London's most infamous case, Jack the Ripper. As he investigates, he finds that the Ripper has friends in high places. (imdb)
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Keeping Up with the Joneses
A suburban couple becomes embroiled in an international espionage plot when they discover that their seemingly perfect new neighbors are government spies. (imdb)
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Kaze no naka no mendori
A young Japanese mother must prostitute herself while her husband is away. When he returnns, her shocking secret changes both of their lives for ever.
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Celal ile Ceren
After breaking up with his long term girlfriend, Celal Manki's life is ruined. Now he must win back Ceren.
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The Last Ship
The crew of a naval destroyer is forced to confront the reality of a new existence when a pandemic kills off most of the earth's population. (imdb)
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