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Nadja narrates her life in 1964 Paris.

After the death of a friend, a writer recounts a boyhood journey to find a body of a missing boy (imdb)

Crazy old Professor Gangreen has developed a way to make tomatoes look human for a second invasion. (imdb)

A pharmaceutical company captures King Kong and brings him to Japan, where he escapes from captivity and battles a recently released Godzilla. (imdb)

Two families are brought together by the return of one family's son -- a reunion that conjures up old ghosts and issues that must be addressed.

Alex, a sad-eyed mournful man, goes into psychotherapy: he discloses he's a hit man. He also tells the doctor, after a few sessions, that he's attracted to a young woman he's met in the waiting room. She's Sarah, 23, quick, edgy, and perhaps attracted to him as well. But he's married, the dutiful father of a young precocious boy, so Sarah brushes him off. In flashbacks we see him get his start as a killer, at his father's prompting: it's the family business. (imdb)

American soldiers discover a terrorist plot on a Paris-bound train. (imdb)

Detective Kyle Bodine falls for Rachel Munro who is trapped in a violent marriage. (imdb)

In 1957, a son and mother flee the East and an abusive boyfriend to find a new life, and end up in Seattle, where the mother meets a polite garage mechanic. The boy continually gets into trouble by hanging out with the wrong crowd. (imdb)

Set to the song "Sabotage", the Beastie Boys appear in a condensed parody of a 1970s cop show.