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The Butcher
Butcher Popaul meets schoolteacher Helene at a marriage in a small rural French village. They become friends... (imdb)
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Evan Almighty
Steve Carell, reprising his role as the polished, preening newscaster Evan Baxter of "Bruce Almighty," is the next one appointed by God to accomplish a holy mission. Newly elected to Congress, Evan leaves Buffalo behind and shepherds his family to suburban northern Virginia. Once there, his life gets turned upside-down when God (Freeman) appears and mysteriously commands him to build an ark. But his befuddled family just can't decide whether Evan is having an extraordinary mid-life crisis or is truly onto something of Biblical proportions. (Universal)
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Pitfall
A man wanders into a seemingly deserted town with his young son in search of work. But after a bit of bad luck, he joins the town's population of lost souls. (imdb)
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Andrei Rublev
Andreiv Rublev charts the life of the great icon painter through a turbulent period of 15th Century Russian history... (imdb)
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Get a Clue
Get a Clue (2002) - TV Movie
Get A Clue tells the story of a budding teen-aged gossip columnist working for her high-school newspaper. When a teacher disappears from campus, Lexy changes hats and becomes an investigative reporter. Teaming up with Jack (Bug Hall, "Adam Szalinski" in Honey, We Shrunk Ourselves and "Buster Stupid" in The Stupids), a hard-nosed reporter from her paper, Lexy will work to sniff out the villain, uncover the mystery, and rescue her teacher. (imdb)
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Licence to Kill
James Bond leaves Her Majesty's Secret Service to stop an evil drug lord and avenge his best friend, Felix Leiter.
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1883
1883 (2021) - TV Series
Follows the Dutton family on a journey west through the Great Plains toward the last bastion of untamed America.
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Signs of Life
On Crete, a wounded German paratrooper named Stroszek is sent to the quiet city of Kos with his wife Nora... (imdb)
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Mare of Easttown
Mare of Easttown (2021) - TV Mini-Series
A detective in a small Pennsylvania town investigates a local murder while trying to keep her life from falling apart.
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Epidemic
A film director and a script writer write a screenplay in which an epidemic spreads throughout the world. What they fail to notice is that at the very same time a real epidemic is developing around them.
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