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A girl named Eve, who dropped out of college, starts work, but wants to change her life - she would like to become a singer or a songwriter. She also has many love and other personal problems - she has just absconded from the psychiatric ward. Most of the pieces are cheerful in tone, with elements of irony and self-irony; even the more reflective songs have a cheerful and catchy tune. (en.wikipedia.org)

Comedian Jerry Seinfeld takes the stage at the comedy club where he began his career to recount his early life. (imdb)

Veteran-turned-mercenary Thoorop takes the high-risk job of escorting a woman from Russia to China. Little does he know that she is host to an organism that a cult wants to harvest in order to produce a genetically modified Messiah.

The life and times of a cat and a dog with a unique twist: they're connected, literally. They share one body with Dog's head at one end and Cat's head on the other. Adding to their dilemma is Cat's annoyance with Dog, mainly caused by Dog's stupidity and Cat's up-tight personality. (James Delphi)

Magician Burt Wonderstone splits from his longtime stage partner after a guerrilla street magician steals their thunder. By spending some time with his boyhood idol, Burt looks to remember what made him love magic in the first place. (imdb)

The Nativity Story chronicles the arduous journey of two people, Mary and Joseph, a miraculous pregnancy, and the history-defining birth of Jesus. (New Line Cinema)

Bond uncovers a nuclear plot when he protects an oil heiress from her former kidnapper, a terrorist who can't feel pain.

When an ex-superhero is murdered, a vigilante named Rorshach begins an investigation into the murder, which begins to lead to a much more terrifying conclusion.

The real-life story of Dublin folk hero and criminal Martin Cahill, who pulled off two daring robberies in Ireland with his team, but attracted unwanted attention from the police, the IRA, the UVF and members of his own team. (imdb)

An aging hitman is forced to take on his brutal former boss to protect his estranged son and his family. (imdb)