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Sheitan
On Christmas Eve, in the Styxx Club in Paris, the troublemaker Bart and his scum friends, Thaï and Ladj, meet the bartender Yasmine and the customer Eve, and after a fight of Bart in the nightclub, Eve invites the group to go to her house in the country... (imdb)
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Paranoid Park
A teenage skateboarder's life begins to fray after he is involved in the accidental death of a security guard. [Originally released in 2007]
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A Girl Walks Home Alone at Night
In the Iranian ghost-town Bad City, a place that reeks of death and loneliness, the townspeople are unaware they are being stalked by a lonesome vampire. (imdb)
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General Idi Amin Dada
A documentary on the military dictator of Africa's Uganda. (imdb)
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Army of Darkness
Bruce Campbell stars as Ash, a hapless housewares clerk time-warped back to the Dark Ages by the demonic power of the Necronomicon. Now armed with only a '73 Oldsmobile, his trusty chainsaw and a 12-gauge double-barreled S-Mart shotgun, our knuckleheaded hero must battle vicious she-bitches, a diabolical Evil Ash and the relentless hordes of the medieval dead.
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Cold Weather
An aimless former student of forensic science eager to embrace a quiet life in Portland discovers a mystery that shakes him out of his slumber in this comedy-cum-thriller from a key practitioner of low-budget indie filmmaking. (sffs.org)
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Kundun
The incredible true story of one of the world's most fascinating leaders -- Tibet's Dali Lama and his daring struggle to rule a nation at one of the most challenging times in its history.
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Signs
Everything that farmer Graham Hess (Gibson) assumed about the world is changed when he discovers a message - an intricate pattern of circles and lines - carved into his crops. (Touchstone Pictures)
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The Chubbchubbs!
The first all-CGI short to be produced by Imageworks, Sony Pictures award-winning character animation and visual effects company, "The ChubbChubbs" introduces the alien inhabitants of the planet Glorf including Meeper, its earnest but awkward hero, the singing Diva, The ZyZaks and the ChubbChubbs... (imdb)
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Body of Evidence
A millionaire is found dead of heart failure handcuffed to the bed with a home video tape of him and his lover. When cocaine is found in his system, and his will leaves $8 million to his lover, they arrest her on suspicion of murder. Her lawyer succumbs to her charms, and he begins a torrid and kinky affair with her. As new evidence turns up during trial, he begins to wonder if he's defending a murderer. (imdb)
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