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Four teenage friends spent the night in a carnival funhouse and are stalked by a deformed man in a frankenstein mask. (imdb)

In London, the Venetian Carla Borin is searching an apartment to share with her beloved boyfriend Matteo. She meets the lesbian real estate agent Moira and rents a large apartment.(imdb)

An offbeat romantic comedy about a woman who doesn't believe true love exists, and the young man who falls for her.

Captain Flint and his pirates, twenty years prior to Robert Louis Stevenson's classic "Treasure Island." (imdb)

Victoria English (Paris Hilton) is the wealthy and snobbish president of Gamma Gamma sorority of South Beach University in Miami, Florida. When Victoria learns that FHM Magazine is nominating them for "Best Sorority of the Year" with her being on the front cover of the next issue, Victoria plots to have more "diverisifed" co-eds pledge her sorority to integrate her all-blond and wealthy sorority... (imdb)

In Woody Allen's new contemporary comedy, an American journalism student visiting friends in London happens upon the scoop of a lifetime. Along the investigative trail, she finds magic, murder, mystery - and perhaps love, with a British aristocrat.

Ben Holmes, a professional book-jacket blurbologist, is trying to get to Savannah for his wedding. He just barely catches the last plane, but a seagull flies into the engine as the plane is taking off. All later flights are cancelled because of an approaching hurricane, so he is forced to hitch a ride in a Geo Metro with an attractive but eccentric woman named Sara. (imdb)

When a group of misfits is hired by an unknown third party to burglarize a desolate house and acquire a rare VHS tape, they discover more found footage than they bargained for. (imdb)

Michel, a Parisian artist, is being hounded by numerous impatient creditors. (imdb)

A race car driver becomes a champion with a Volkswagen Beetle with a mind of its own. (imdb)