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Weird yummy goo erupts from the earth and is discovered by a couple of miners. They taste it and decide to market it because it tastes so good... (imdb)
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Brent Magna must get behind the wheel and follow the orders of a mysterious man to save his kidnapped wife. (imdb)
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The true story of a Bohemian St. Francis and his remarkable relationship with a flock of wild red-and-green parrots. Mark Bittner, a dharma bum, former street musician in San Francisco, falls in with the flock as he searches for meaning in his life, unaware that the wild parrots will bring him everything he needs. (Shadow Distribution)
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From the bridge of the Fleet Battlestation Ticonderoga, with its sweeping galactic views, to the desolate terrain of planet Klendathu, teeming with shrieking, fire-spitting, brain-sucking special effects creatures, acclaimed director Paul Verhoven crafts a dazzling epic based on Robert A. Heinlein's classic sci-fi adventure. Courageous soldiers travel to the distant and desolate Klendathu system for the ultimate showdown between the species. (Sony)
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One man is dead. Two are accused of murder. The entire Marine Corps is on trial. Hollywood heavyweights Cruise, Nicholson and Moore ignite the screen in Rob Reiner's acclaimed drama about the dangerous difference between following orders and following one's conscience. (Columbia TriStar)
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The hot-headed young D'Artagnan along with three former legendary but now down on their luck Musketeers must unite and defeat a beautiful double agent and her villainous employer from seizing the French throne and engulfing Europe in war. (imdb)
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Africa (2013) - TV Mini-Series
Series documenting some of the vast array of African wildlife. Produced by the BBC Natural History Unit and the Discovery Channel, this high-budget documentary bears a similar production style to other well-known collaborative efforts between these two, such as The Blue Planet (2001) and Planet Earth (2006).
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A young doctor causes a traffic accident in a small town and is sentenced to work for some days at the town hospital. (imdb)
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A romantic drama about a brief, unexpected love affair that catches two people completely off-guard.
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