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Turo (25) is trying to overcome his fears by leading the most unknown heavy metal band in Finland, Impaled Rektum, to the hottest metal festival of Norway. The journey includes heavy metal, grave robbing, Viking heaven and an armed conflict between Finland and Norway. (imdb)

Biker Cary Ford is framed by an old rival and biker gang leader for the murder of another gang member who happens to be the brother of Trey (Ice Cube), leader of the most feared biker gang in the country. Ford is now on the run trying to clear his name from the murder with Trey and his gang looking for his blood. (imdb)

Clive Owen and Juliette Binoche star in this playful comic drama about an English teacher who challenges the school's art teacher to a "war" between words and pictures -- and, in the process, sparks an unlikely romance. (tiff.net)

An aging actor, who long ago enjoyed a brush with fame, makes his living as an acting coach.

They Might be Giants chronicles the adventures of Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson in modern day New York City... (imdb)

Andreas is dropped off by a bus at a remote location, where he is greeted by a man who is expecting him, and who drives him to an apartment that he says now belongs to Andreas, and explains to him that he will begin work at an accounting firm. When Andreas arrives at work, everybody is friendly and accommodating, but somehow everything seems a bit odd. As Andreas tries to settle in to this world, it only makes him more and more uneasy about the surroundings in which he finds himself.

Europe's most daring and inventive writer/director, François Ozon, reunites with his two favorite leading ladies, Charlotte Rampling (of "Under the Sand") and Ludivine Sagnier (of "8 Women") in this deliciously sophisticated and sexy mystery. (Focus Features)

Katharina Blum is a young handsome German maid. She meets Ludwig, and they fall in love at once. They spend the night together... (imdb)

Wonder Woman faces two formidable foes by the name of Max Lord and the Cheetah during the Cold War in the 1980s.

In a decrepit South American village, men are hired to transport an urgent nitroglycerine shipment without the equipment that would make it safe. (imdb)