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Lord of the Piercing
A short parody of the Council of Elrond scene in The Fellowship of the Ring.
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Red Dwarf
Red Dwarf (1988) - TV Series
The adventures of the last human alive and his friends, stranded three million years into deep space on the mining ship Red Dwarf. (imdb)
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Innocence
A look inside an offbeat boarding school for young girls.
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March of the Penguins
A look at the annual journey of Emperor penguins as they march -- single file -- to their traditional breeding ground. (imdb)
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Mystery, Alaska
A publicity stunt turns into the ultimate lopsided competition when the world-famous New York Rangers face off against the team from Mystery, Alaska, a hockey-loving town of only 633 people. (Hollywood Pictures)
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Flesh and the Devil
Leo and Ulrich are life long friends. Home, on leave from their military training, Leo sees the beautiful Felicitas at the railroad station... (imdb)
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Playing it Cool
Unrequited love motivates a guy to write about his experiences. (imdb)
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Young Adam
Based on Scottish beat writer Alexander Trocchi's novel and inspired by the great Hollywood film noirs of the 40s and 50s, Young Adam is a highly original thriller set on the canals between Glasgow and Edinburgh. (HanWay Films)
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Escamotage d\
A woman disappears on stage.
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Bunny and the Bull
The feature debut of Paul King, director of the phenomenally successful TV series, The Mighty Boosh, Bunny and the Bull is a road movie set entirely in a flat. Stephen Turnbull hasn't been outside in months, he refuses to interact with the world until a sudden infestation of mice forces him to relive a disastrous trek around Europe with his friend Bunny, a womanising, gambling-addicted booze-hound. (leedsfilm.com)
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