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Some people go to a restaurant to hear the singer Emel Sayin. They get beaten up and thrown out after a long chain of misunderstandings and decide to get revenge... by kidnapping Emel Sayin! (IMDB Comments)

If a new biological chemical weapon is exposed to temperatures over 50 degrees Fahrenheit, it'll do something very bad. Two men (Skeet Ulrich, Cuba Gooding Jr.) try to make sure that doesn't happen, and that it doesn't get stolen by a terrorist. (imdb)

Kevin and Perry are two 15-year-old boys whose desperation to lose their virginity is so great that it inspires a sort of awe... (imdb)

An IT company hires an actor to serve as the company's president in order to help the business get sold to a cranky Icelander.

After moving to a new town, two brothers are convinced that the area is frequented by vampires. (imdb)

Revolves around a monster attack in New York as told from the point of view of a small group of people. (imdb)

A woman is held captive in a futuristic smart house and hopes to escape by breaking into the computer programs that control the house. (imdb)

Pépé le Moko is a gangster from Paris that hides in Algier's Casbah. In the Casbah, he is safe and is able to elude the police's attempts to capture him (imdb)

The misadventures of a futuristic family. (imdb)

Set in the future: Two men learn that a mysterious winged girl has been taken prisoner, and then decide that they must free her at any cost. (imdb)