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Klovn: The Movie
Mikkel Nørgaard's feature film debut "Clown" is based on a television series featuring the two renowned stand-up comedians Casper Christensen and Frank Hvam who play themselves in a satire on men, fame and hypocrisy. (DFI.dk)
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The Boogeyman
Through the reflection in the mirror, a girl witnesses her mother's boyfriends murder. (imdb)
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Quantum of Solace
Seeking revenge for the death of his love, secret agent James Bond sets out to stop an environmentalist from taking control of a country's valuable resource.
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The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies
Bilbo and Company are forced to be engaged in a war against an array of combatants and keeping the terrifying Smaug from acquiring a kingdom of treasure. and obliterating all of Middle-Earth. (imdb)
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Something the Lord Made
A dramatization of the relationship between heart surgery pioneers Alfred Blalock and Vivien Thomas. (imdb)
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The Lifeguard
A former valedictorian quits her reporter job in New York and returns to the place she last felt happy: her childhood home in Connecticut. She gets work as a lifeguard and starts a dangerous relationship with a troubled teenager. (sundance.org)
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Taps
Military cadets take extreme measures to insure the future of their academy when its existence is threatened by local condo developers. (imdb)
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Fat, Sick & Nearly Dead
Fat, Sick & Nearly Dead is an inspiring film that chronicles Joe's personal mission to regain his health. With doctors and conventional medicines unable to help long-term, Joe turns to the only option left, the body's ability to heal itself. He trades in the junk food and hits the road with juicer and generator in tow, vowing only to drink fresh fruit and vegetable juice for the next 60 days. (imdb)
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Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle
Four teenagers discover an old video game console and are literally drawn into the game's jungle setting becoming the adult avatars they choose. (imdb)
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Murder by Numbers
Faced with the challenge of solving a "perfect murder," homicide detective Cassie Mayweather (Bullock) is forced to face and free herself from the tormented past she buried long ago. (Warner Bros.)
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