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Mickey Rourke plays Henry Chinaski, a poet and alcoholic. He spends his life in bars in Los Angeles... (imdb)

Family, directed by John Landis and written by Brent Hanley, tells the story of a young married couple (Meredith Monroe and Matt Keeslar) that moves into a new home in a new city and finds out that their neighbor (George Wendt) is not what he seems. (imdb)

A homeless vigilante blows away crooked cops, pedophile Santas, and other scumbags with his trusty pump-action shotgun.

Kevin Chan (aka Jackie) is a Hong-Kong cop, who scores his first big hit by virtually single-handedly capturing and arresting a big drug- lord... (imdb)

In a near future, a family reckons with questions of love, connection, and loss after their A.I. helper unexpectedly breaks down. (imdb)

When her pleas for help are ignored and cause her daughter's death, a woman seeks revenge on the person she blames. (imdb)

A retiring horror movie actor decides to make one final public appearance even while a serial killer goes on a shooting spree. (imdb)

Animated shapes dance to Cuban music. This was one of the first animations to be painted directly onto the film. (imdb)

Still reeling from the loss of Gamora, Peter Quill rallies his team to defend the universe and one of their own - a mission that could mean the end of the Guardians if not successful (imdb.com).

Pooh, a bear of very little brain, and all his friends in the Hundred Acre Wood sing their way through adventures that encompass honey, bees, bouncing, balloons, Eeyore's birthday, floods, and Pooh sticks. (imdb)