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Warehouse 13
Warehouse 13 (2009) - TV Series
After saving the life of the President in Washington D.C., a pair of U.S Secret Service agents are whisked away to a covert location in South Dakota that houses supernatural objects that the Regents, an Authority above and outside any government, have collected over the centuries. Their new assignment: retrieve any lost objects and investigate reports of new ones. (imdb)
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Blood: The Last Vampire
Based upon the series Blood+ (Which was in turn based upon the animated film of the same title), a half-vampire is inserted into an American Military base during the Vietnam war in order to kill the vampire king.
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Utopia
Utopia (2013) - TV Series
After a group of people, who meet online, discover a bizarre graphic novel which seems to hold mysterious answers, they find themselves being tracked down by a merciless organization known merely as 'The Network'. (imdb)
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The Hidden Blade
Munezo Katagiri (Nagase), an honest and low ranking samurai is trapped in a state of personal and professional imbalance. Secretly in love with his family's maid, Kie (Tabata), Munezo begins an uneasy courtship with her, knowing that a relationship is impossible. Raised to respect traditions from the past and the demanding moral code of the samurai, circumstances have now forced Munezo to look to the future... (Tartan Films)
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Moonwalker
The film consists of separate sections: (1) a performance of "Man in the Mirror"; (2) a biographical montage depicting Jackson's career; (3) "Badder," a remake of the "Bad" music video, but with a child cast; (4) "Speed Demon," a claymation film in which Jackson is pursued; (5) "Leave Me Alone," a music video commenting on the media; (6) "Smooth Criminal," in which Jackson struggles with a gangster; (7) Jackson performs "Come Together" then Lady Blacksmith Mambazo performs "The Moon is Walking."
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Eddie
Eddie is a New York limo driver and a fanatical follower of the New York Knicks professional basketball team. The team is struggling with a mediocre record when, in mid-season, "Wild Bill" Burgess, the new owner, as a public relations gimmick, stages an 'honorary coach' contest, which Eddie wins... (imdb)
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The Mummy
A full-scale re-imagining of Universal Pictures' seminal 1932 film, The Mummy is a rousing, suspenseful and horrifying epic about an expedition of treasure-seeking explorers in the Sahara Desert in 1925. (Universal Pictures)
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The Boss Baby
A suit-wearing briefcase-carrying baby pairs up with his seven-year old brother to stop the dastardly plot of the CEO of Puppy Co.
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Little Big Soldier
An old soldier kidnaps a young general of an enemy state and takes him on a long journey to collect the reward. (imdb)
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Quarantine 2: Terminal
A follow up to 2008's Quarantine, this entry was directed by John Pogue and "picks up later that night at LAX, as passengers board a flight to Nashville. When a passenger becomes violently ill with a mysterious rabies-like virus, the plane makes an emergency landing at a large metropolitan airport. Jenny (Mercedes Masohn), a heroic yet inexperienced flight attendant, takes charge of the safety of her passengers. (imdb)
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