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The Insult
In today's Beirut, an insult blown out of proportions finds Toni, a Lebanese Christian, and Yasser, a Palestinian refugee, in court. From secret wounds to traumatic revelations, the media circus surrounding the case puts Lebanon through a social explosion, forcing Toni and Yasser to reconsider their lives and prejudices. (imdb)
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To Live
Fugui and Jiazhen endure tumultuous events in China as their personal fortunes move from wealthy landownership to peasantry... (imdb)
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Asterix and Obelix: Mission Cleopatra
The Egyptian Queen Cleopatra bets against the Roman Emperor, Julius Caesar, that her people are still great, even if the times of the Pharaohs has long passed. She vows (against all logic) to build a new palace for Caesar within three months. Since all her architects are either busy otherwise or too conservative in style, this ambivalent honor falls to Edifis... (imdb)
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Petrol krallari
A story of two friends who found oil in their garden.
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Eddie Izzard: Definite Article
Charismatic, cross dressing comedian Eddie Izzard appeared live at the Shaftebury Theater in his native England in 1996; his irreverent humor is present in full force during this recorded performance. The routine touches upon the varying topics of fashion, James Bond, Noah, and doggy-style sex, all in his characteristically diassociated delivery. (RottenTomatoes.com)
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The Amateurs
A riotous comedy inspired by America's other favorite pastime. Six guys and a small town try to make the world's most innocent adult film. (Bauer Martinez Studios)
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Hot Tub Time Machine 2
When Lou finds himself in trouble, Nick and Jacob fire up the hot tub time machine in an attempt to get back to the past. But they inadvertently land in the future with Adam Jr. Now they have to alter the future in order to save the past - which is really the present.
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A Hole in My Heart
A brave, shocking cinematic experience intimately filmed in a cramped Swedish apartment and following a total of four characters through acts of physical degradation, sensual perversity and emotional isolation. (Newmarket Films)
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O Fantasma
Sergio works the night shift as a trash collector. He can't force himself to connect with his pretty female co-worker Fatima, who displays an avid interest in him. Eventually Sergio becomes fascinated with a sleek motorcycle, and then also its arrogant owner - a man totally indifferent to him. Sergio's surfacing desires unleash his darkest impulses, sending him down a dangerous path of violence.
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They Might Be Giants
They Might be Giants chronicles the adventures of Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson in modern day New York City... (imdb)
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