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Four stoners, five vegans, three mobsters, four hunters and a million reasons to free one junkie elephant. (imdb)

A moody, jaded police detective, while investigating a drug ring, falls for a mysterious woman and is drawn into a shady and dangerous scheme. (imdb)

Reodor Felgen decides that he will enter a car race to defeat his former friend who has stolen his plans for a car. (imdb)

Adapted from the novel, "Addie Pray" (1971) by Joe David Brown, PAPER MOON is the story of Moses Pray and Addie Loggins... (imdb)

A teacher is assigned to be the principal of a violence and crime ridden high school. (imdb)

The charismatic criminal Dobermann, who got his first gun when he was christened, leads a gang of brutal robbers... (imdb)

Inspired by fairy-tales such as Alice in Wonderland and Little Red-Riding Hood, "Valerie and her Week of Wonders" is a surreal tale in which love, fear, sex and religion merge into one fantastic world. (imdb)

The story of a family struggling to survive in a world terrorized by a deadly, primeval species who have bred for decades in the pitch darkness of a vast underground cave system, hunting only with their acute hearing. As the family seeks refuge in a remote haven where they can wait out the invasion, they start to wonder what kind of world will remain when they're ready to emerge.

In this sequel, the Warlock is resurrected again, and sets out to obtain a group of mysterious crystals. Everyone who tries to stop him dies in a creative new way, only he catches the attention of a group of underground druids...

Billy Flynn, an ex box champion, is now horse trainer in Hialeah. He makes just enough money to raise his little boy T.J... (imdb)