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Louis C.K.: Chewed Up
Louis C.K.'s follow up to Shameless. (Spunkie)
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Mrs. Winterbourne
Connie Doyle is eighteen and pregnant her boyfriend has kicked her out. She accidentaly ends up on a train where she meets Hugh Winterbourne and his wife Patricia who is pregnant. The train wrecks and she wakes up in the hosptial to find out that it's been assumed that she's Patricia. Hugh's mother takes her in and she falls in love with Hugh's brother Bill. Just when she thinks everything is going her way, her ex-boyfriend shows up. (imdb)
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Jeffrey Epstein:  Filthy Rich
Survivors worldwide reveal the manipulation, abuse and emotional scars suffered at the hands of wealthy convicted pedophile Jeffrey Epstein. Their stories expose a sex trafficking ring of powerful enablers leading up to his 2019 arrest.
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Christmas in Connecticut
Journalist Elizabeth Lane is one of the country's most famous food writer. In her columns, she describes herself as a hard working farm woman, taking care of her children and being an excellent cook. But this is all lies. (imdb)
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The Foreigner
Quan Ngoc Minh is a humble London businessman whose long-buried past erupts in a revenge-fuelled vendetta when his teenage daughter dies in a senseless act of politically motivated terrorism. His relentless search to find the terrorists leads to a cat-and-mouse conflict with a British government official Hennessy, whose own past may hold the clues to the identities of the elusive killers. (en.wikipedia.org)
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The Hebrew Hammer
By creating The Hebrew Hammer, writer/director Kesselman has brought to life a character rarely seen in Hollywood or off-Hollywood films: a sexy and powerful Jewish action hero. (ContentFilm)
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The Age of Stupid
A future archivist looks at old footage from the year 2008 to understand why humankind failed to address climate change.
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Manchester by the Sea
An uncle is forced to take care of his teenage nephew after the boy's father dies. (imdb)
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Hellraiser III: Hell on Earth
An investigative reporter must send the newly unbound Pinhead and his legions back to Hell (imdb)
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Rawhead Rex
Ireland will never be the same after Rawhead Rex, a particularly nasty demon, is released from his underground prison by an unwitting farmer. The film follows Rex's cross country rampage, while a man struggles to stop it. (imdb)
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