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Escaped convicts disguised as beauty pageant experts? This could get ugly.

Snobby school boy goes left, and mistakes the "Filthy Whore" for his millionaire dad's yacht. He joins four filthy fishermen for hijinx on the high seas. (imdb)

Pinhead returns to terrorize computer hackers that have opened a virtual Lament Configuration on the website Hellworld.com. (imdb)

Nick Ferraro, deported crime boss, needs to re-enter the USA. His plan involves "honest" gambler Dan Milner, who's subjected to a series of "misfortunes," then bribed to take a trip to Mexico. En route, Dan meets chanteuse Lenore Brent, truly his kind of woman... (imdb)

At a predominantly white Ivy League college, a diverse group of students navigate various forms of racial and other types of discrimination. (imdb)

An LA family with serious boundary issues have their past and future unravel when a dramatic admission causes everyone's secrets to spill out. (imdb)

George Harvey Bone is a composer in early 20th century London, who is under stress because he is writing a piano concerto. Due to this stress, he gets black outs when ever he hears dissonances. When he finds himself after the black out in a different quarter of the town, he returns home, to read in the paper that somebody in that quarter was murdered... (imdb)

A corrupt businesswoman seeks to disable Robocop in favor of her own model of cyborg. (imdb)

Out on parole after 8 years inside Bill Hayward returns home to find his now 11 and 15 year old sons abandoned by their mother and fending for themselves. (imdb)

A dark force threatens Alpha, a vast metropolis and home to species from a thousand planets. Special operatives Valerian and Laureline must race to identify the marauding menace and safeguard not just Alpha, but the future of the universe. (imdb)