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In order to release his kidnaped sister, sports car mechanic Jackie Chan has to beat a super-criminal drag racer. (imdb)

The G.I. Joe force must oppose a Cobra organization that has secretly allied with a subterranean reptilian who were their founders. (imdb)

A man must survive a prison where hardened criminals battle to the death for the warden's entertainment. (imdb)

A rich woman, Raffaella, and some friends rent a yacht to sail the Mediterranean Sea during summer. The sailor, Gennarino, who is a communist, does not like this woman but has to bear with her bad mood. One day she wakes up late in the afternoon and asks to be taken to land where everyone had gone earlier. Gennarino sets up a boat but during the trip, the boat breaks down. They spend the night in the middle of the sea. (imdb)

In the slapstick comedy Dirty Love, Jenny McCarthy is gorgeous, goofy and gross all at once in this hilarious take on one woman's chaotic quest for true love. (First Look Pictures Releasing)

Paul meets Marcy at a coffee shop after work, and gets her phone number. He calls her, she asks him to come over (imdb)

In order to raise the tuition to send her young son to private school, a mom starts an unusual business -- a biohazard removal/crime scene clean-up service -- with her unreliable sister. (imdb)

Driven underground by alien robots, humanity's last hope for survival rests in a ragtag group of humans with a plan to destroy this mechanical horde once and for all. (Yahoo! Movies)

An awkward and fat woman lives in the suburbs with her husband. She becomes a a monster who wants to revenge that her husband was seduced by an authoress who writes trash fiction. (imdb)

A business commuter is pursued and terrorized by a malevolent driver of a massive tractor-trailer (imdb)