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Message from the King
A mysterious outsider named Jacob King from South Africa arrives in Los Angeles to avenge his younger sister's death. (imdb)
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The World of Apu
Apu is a jobless ex-student dreaming vaguely of a future as a writer. An old college friend talks him into a visit up-country to a village wedding.
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Neighbours
Neighbours (1952) - Short Film
This film, shot in pixilation (a kind of stop-motion animation with actors), is about two neighbors who come to barbaric blows over a flowers that straddles the property line (imdb)
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The Condemned
World Wrestling Entertainment superstar Steve Austin stars as Jack Conrad, a death-row prisoner in a corrupt Central American prison who is "purchased" by a wealthy television producer to take part in an illegal reality game show. Brought to a desolate island, Conrad finds himself trapped in a fight to the death against nine other condemned killers from all corners of the world. (Lionsgate)
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Boys Town
Against all odds Father Flanagan starts "Boys' Town" after hearing a convict's story. Whitey Marsh comes there... (imdb)
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The Woman
When a successful country lawyer captures and attempts to "civilize" the last remaining member of a violent clan that has roamed the Northeast coast for decades, he puts the lives of his family in jeopardy.
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The Meyerowitz Stories (New and Selected)
An estranged family gathers together in New York for an event celebrating the artistic work of their father. (imdb)
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The Wall
The movie tells the story of a woman who finds herself surrounded by an invisible wall and couldn't leave the mountain house.
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John Mulaney: New in Town
Stand-up special.
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Slither
Slither is an edgy blend of heart-stopping terror, wry humor and surprising humanity from genre-bending screenwriter James Gunn, whose "Dawn of the Dead" became one of 2004's most surprising hits. (Universal)
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