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The story will focus specifically on a young Willy Wonka and how he met the Oompa-Loompas on one of his earliest adventures (imdb.com).

Disturbing and mysterious things begin to happen to a bartender in New Orleans after he picks up a phone left behind at his bar. (imdb)

Based on the true story of the double initial killings in Rochester, NY.

Meet Samuel, Jeffrey and Michael Douglas! Their grandfather, Mori Tanaka, is highly skilled in the fields of Martial Arts and Ninjitsu... (imdb)

A yakuza street-gang hip-hop musical epic from Sion Sono. In a futuristic, alternate-world Tokyo, the city is made up of ghetto slums and nightclub playgrounds where gangs of wayward youth rule the streets. The city is carved up into 'hoods, and the crossing of territorial lines quickly leads to riots and rumbles. On the turf ruled by the savage yakuza Big Buppa, the simmering tension is about to boil over into all-out war. (TIFF)

Marty Jackitansky is an angry temp at a mortgage office. His scams takes a turn for the worse. Marty's growing anxiety drives him to hide out in his friend's basement for a week, terrified of the outside world. Acts of aggression force him to then take a bus to Detroit, hoping to finish off the check cashing plans away from home. But his misdirected paranoia reaches a nihilistic state, where he becomes a man willing to draw blood from those he sees as the bloodsuckers. (youtube.com)

In a continuation of Full House, D.J. Fuller is a mother of three young boys and is a recent widow. D.J.'s sister Stephanie, her best friend Kimmy and Kimmy's teenage daughter all move in to help her raise her sons. The house is now a lot fuller! (imdb)

Charles Dreyfus escapes from the mental asylum and tries to kill Chief Inspector Jacques Clouseau. He doesn't succeed at first, so he takes on another strategy, namely to build a Doom's Day machine and demand that someone else kills Jacques Clouseau, or Dreyfus will use the machine to wipe out whole cities and even whole countries... With about 22 assassins from all over the globe on his tail, Clouseau decides to find Dreyfus alone and put him back in the mental asylum. (imdb)

The discovery of a bone and a gun send a husband and wife on separate adventures over the course of a weekend. (imdb)

Jazz legend Chet Baker searches for love and redemption when he is approached to star in a movie about his own troubled life in order to mount a comeback in the late 1960s.