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Gayniggers from Outer Space
It tells the story of a group of intergalactic explorers who discover the presence of females on planet Earth. Using guns that shoot deadly rays, they proceed to eliminate females one-by-one from Earth, which ensures them the ecstatic gratitude of the previously suppressed male population. Before leaving the planet, they leave behind a gay ambassador to educate the Earthlings about their new way of life.
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Mug
A man undergoes a face transplant and experiences ensuing identity issues. (imdb)
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The Road Home
The story of a Chinese man who works in the city, far from the village where he was born. When his father dies he comes home for the funeral and spends three days with his mother, thinking back to the period in which his parents met and fell in love. (Sony Pictures Classics)
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Rocky V
Reluctantly retired from boxing and back from riches to rags, Rocky takes on a new protege who betrays him; As the champ's son must adjust to his family's new life after bankruptcy. (imdb)
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Beyond the Valley of the Dolls
Three girls come to Hollywood to make it big, but find only sex, drugs and sleaze. (imdb)
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Bride & Prejudice
From the team behind international smash hit "Bend It Like Beckham," comes a Jane Austen adaptation like never before. "Pride and Prejudice" gets the Bollywood treatment, and the result is a spectacular fusion of East meets West. Austen's classic love story unfolds in a riot of colour and emotion, song and dance that jet-sets from rural India via London to Los Angeles. (Pathe Pictures)
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Barda
After a concert in a bar, while a group of young people are enjoying their drinks, marauders break in, take captive this group and torture them physical and mentally for hours.
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Vivarium
A couple looking for the perfect home, find themselves trapped in a mysterious labyrinth-like neighborhood of identical houses.
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Meg 2: The Trench
Jason Statham returns for this sequel to the 2018 film 'The Meg.'
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Grudge Match
A pair of aging boxing rivals are coaxed out of retirement to fight one final bout -- 30 years after their last match. (imdb)
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