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Dark Passage
Bogart plays a man convicted of murdering his wife who escapes from prison in order to prove his innocence... (imdb)
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Donkey Skin
A fairy godmother helps a princess disguise herself so she won't have to marry a man she doesn't love. (imdb)
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La Soupe aux choux
2 buddy farmers are visited by aliens who like their domestic cabbage soup. (imdb)
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Postcards from the Edge
Substance-addicted Hollywood actress Suzanne Vale is on the skids. After a spell at a detox centre her film company insists as a condition of continuing to employ her that she live with her mother Doris Mann, herself once a star and now a champion drinker. (imdb)
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Mutiny on the Bounty
The Bounty leaves Portsmouth in 1787. Its destination: to sail to Tahiti and load bread-fruit. Captain Bligh will do anything to get there as fast as possible, using any means to keep up a strict discipline. When they arrive at Tahiti, it is like a paradise for the crew, something completely different than the living hell on the ship... (imdb)
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Lionheart
Lyon Gaultier is a deserter in the Foreign Legion arriving in the USA entirely hard up. He finds his brother between life and death and his sister-in-law without the money needed to heal her husband and to maintain her child (imdb)
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Young@Heart
Documents the true story of the final weeks of rehearsal for the Young at Heart Chorus in Northhampton, MA, whose average age is 81, and many of whom must overcome health adversities to participate... (imdb)
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Mission: Impossible
Cruise stars as Ethan Hunt, a secret agent framed for the deaths of his espionage team. Fleeing from government assassins, breaking into the CIA's most impenetrable vault, clinging to the roof of a speeding bullet train, Hunt races like a burning fuse to stay one step ahead of his pursuers... and draw one step closer to discovering the shocking truth. (Paramount)
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Polizei
In love with a waitress whom he sees often on his street-cleaning route, a shy city worker at first tries to get a friend of his to plead his case with the girl. Instead, his friend decides to try and take the girl for himself. While performing in a community play as a policeman, our street cleaner decides to keep his uniform on a little longer, and begins to regularly impersonate a policeman... (All Movie Guide)
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Dracula 3D
Dario Argento's take on Bram Stoker's classic novel. The tale begins with Jonathan Harker, journeying by train and carriage from England to Count Dracula's crumbling, remote castle situated in the Carpathian Mountains on the border of Transylvania. The purpose of his mission is to catalogue the big library of Dracula. (mubi.com)
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