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A jaded call-girl. A fledgling hooker. The night from hell. (imdb)

A spoof 1950's sci-fi movie, interspersed with various comedy sketches.

A serial killer known as "The Avenger" is on the loose in London, murdering blonde women. A mysterious man arrives at the house of Mr. and Mrs. Bunting looking for a room to rent (imdb)

Nate Johnson (Cedric the Entertainer) sets out on a cross-country trek from California to Missouri, with three unruly kids and one unsatisfied wife in tow, in order to attend the Johnson clan's annual reunion/grudge match. Not since the Griswolds headed to California has a family excursion veered so hysterically astray. (Fox Searchlight Pictures)

During her Christmas holidays with the royal family at the Sandringham estate in Norfolk, England, Diana decides to leave her marriage to Prince Charles.

A life-action feature film based on the popular cartoon kids show about a prince turned warrior named He-Man. (imdb)

A 13-year-old girl turns into a giant red panda whenever she gets too excited (imdb.com).

A New York psychiatrist finds that a voodoo cult, which believes in child sacrifice, has a keen interest in his own son. (imdb)

Errol Morris examines the incidents of abuse and torture of suspected terrorists at the hands of U.S. forces at the Abu Ghraib prison.

A skeptical college professor discovers that his wife has been practicing magic for years. Like the learned, rational fellow he is, he forces her to destroy all her magical charms and protective devices, and stop that foolishness. He isn't put off by her insistence that his professional rivals are working magic against him, and her protections are necessary to his career and life. (imdb)