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In Seoul, Korea, two sisters must look after one another when their mother leaves them to search for their estranged father. (imdb)

In an English village, a reporter and a mechanic listen to a rat catcher explain his clever plan to outwit his prey. (imdb)

A ruined industrialist tells his tale of his environmentally self destructive greed despite the warnings of an old forest creature. (imdb)

Flemish master Pieter Bruegel's 1564 "The Procession to Calvary" that depicts Christ's crucifixion and Flandres under Spanish occupation. Compared to Sokurov's Russian Ark in terms of cinematic experience, the film focuses on 12 of the 500 historical, religious, military figures in the painting: a crucified farmer, Virgin Mary, a wealthy burgher, even Bruegel himself explaining the symbols hidden in the canvas. (IKSV)

Kermit and his new found friends trek across America to find success in Hollywood, but a frog-legs merchant is after Kermit. (imdb)

Mitch Wayne and Kyle Hadley, the playboy son of an oil tycoon, have been best friends since childhood... (imdb)

Mysterious and powerful aliens launch an all-out invasion against the human race. The spectacle begins when massive spaceships appear in Earth's skies. But wonder turns to terror as the ships blast destructive beams of fire down on cities all over the planet. Now the world's only hope lies with a determined band of survivors, uniting for one last strike against the invaders - before it's the end of all mankind. (20th Century Fox)

Amanda Lemmon is a street-wise orphan who's about to be adopted by a family who uses children for their own selfish gain. Her case worker, Diane, loves Amanda and would like to adopt her, however, since she's single and doesn't have money, she is unable to do so... (imdb)

Lord Bluebeard is looking for a woman to become his eighth wife, as his first seven wives have all passed away. His great wealth persuades one father to give his daughter's hand to him. She reluctantly marries him, and after a lavish wedding feast she begins her new life in his castle. One day as Bluebeard is going away on a journey, he warns his wife never to go into a certain room. When her curiosity finally gets the best of her, she realizes that she has placed herself in great danger. (imdb)

Italian director Pier Paolo Pasolini's sexually explicit retelling of "The Canterbury Tales" take Chaucer's famous stories into the realm of wild expressionism and beyond. Filmed on location in England, Pasolini's "Canterbury Tales" brings the bawdy world of Chaucer vividly to life, complete with a rendering of hell that would have made Hieronymus Bosch proud. (rottentomatoes.com)