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Dead Alive
On a quiet street, in a small town, pure evil has come to stay. An innocent young man forced to care for his domineering mother finds the task a whole lot more demanding after she's bitten by the cursed Sumatran rat monkey. Passing the point of death, Vera sucks friends and family into her gruesome existence among the living dead and Lionel is sent spiraling into a ghoulish nightmare. Now a crazed zombie, she soon infects enough people to make it difficult for Lionel, still the faithful son, to keep the neighbors from suspecting that something is terribly wrong. (Lion's Gate)
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Navajo Joe
The sole survivor of a bloody massacre vows revenge on his attackers and on the men who killed his wife. (imdb)
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The Party and the Guests
A group of happy picnickers are accosted by a group of strangers led by a bullying sadist who has an unbreakable hold over his followers. After he interrogates one of them, a stranger then invites everyone to a nonsensical, but elegant and formal banquet outdoors... (imdb)
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The Land of Steady Habits
After leaving his wife and his job to find happiness, Anders begins a clumsy, heartbreaking quest to reassemble the pieces of his fractured life.
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The Professor
A college professor lives his life with reckless abandon after being diagnosed with a terminal illness. (imdb)
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The Amateurs
A riotous comedy inspired by America's other favorite pastime. Six guys and a small town try to make the world's most innocent adult film. (Bauer Martinez Studios)
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Jimmy\
Jimmy Gralton, a political activist returns home to Ireland after a period of time away. He reopens a community hall which meets opposition from the local church and landowners.
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Scoob!
Scooby and the gang face their most challenging mystery ever: a plot to unleash the ghost dog Cerberus upon the world. As they race to stop this dogpocalypse, the gang discovers that Scooby has an epic destiny greater than anyone imagined.
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The Musketeers of Pig Alley
A young wife and her musician husband live in poverty in a New York City tenement. The husband's job requires him to go away for for a number of days. On his return, he is robbed by the neighborhood gangster. Sometime later, an unrelated mob shoot-out ensues. The husband happens upon the melee, recognizing the crook who robbed him. Can the husband retrieve his money? (imdb)
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Deep End
A boy from lower class has just finished school. Because he cannot find other work he takes a job in one of the public bathes in the suburbs of London. There he meets a girl who is a little bit older than he... (imdb)
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