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The Ballad of Jack and Rose
A powerful and poetic feature about a man (Day-Lewis) who has cut himself off from the world that refuses to live up to his ideals, and a young girl's sensual coming-of-age. (IFC Films)
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Napoleon
The film is an original and personal look at Napoleon Bonaparte's origins and his swift, ruthless climb to emperor, viewed through the prism of his addictive and often volatile relationship with his wife and one true love, Josephine (imdb.com).
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Hawaiian Vacation
The toys throw Ken and Barbie a Hawaiian vacation in Bonnie's room. (imdb)
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Nymphomaniac: Volume 2
The second part of the two-part version of von Trier's Nymphomaniac.
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Bukowski: Born into This
The first comprehensive documentary on author Charles Bukowski, one of those rare writers whose work created a myth of epic proportions around its creator. (Magnolia Pictures)
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Forgotten Silver
Forgotten Silver is a mockumentary which details the prodigious life of "lost" filmmaker Colin McKenzie and his incredible advances that were lost to history...until now. This supergenius filmmaker, posthumously inducted into the pantheon of cinema greats, made incredible advances in filmmaking technology, supposedly making a talkie in 1908 and using color film in 1911, but madness and poverty and the usual industry tolls drove him into obscurity. (imdb)
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Cherry Falls
A psychotic serial slasher starts a bloodthirsty murder rampage at Cherry Falls high school that only kills the local high school virgins. This leads to the local teenage population organising a sex party in order to lose their virginity and thus no longer be targets... (imdb)
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Red Scorpion
A Russian KGB agent is sent to Africa to kill an anti-Communist black revolutionary. However, he has a change of heart when he sees how the Russians and their Cuban allies are killing and repressing the locals, so he switches sides and helps the rebels. (imdb)
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Tommy
A deaf, dumb and blind boy becomes a master pinball player and the object of a religious cult because of that.
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The Woman in the House Across the Street from the Girl in the Window
When a handsome neighbor moves in across the street, Anna, a heartbroken woman for whom, every day is the same, starts to see a light at the end of the tunnel. That is until she witnesses a gruesome murder - or did she?
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