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Woody Harrelson and Randy Quaid portray a mismatched duo intent on conning their way to a bowling tournament in Reno, Nevada. (MGM)

Turkish comedy from the 70s starring the ever-popular Kemal Sunal

Jean Valjean, a Frenchman imprisoned for stealing bread, must flee a police officer named Javert. The pursuit consumes both men's lives... (imdb)

A band of kids embark on an epic quest to thwart a medieval menace. (imdb)

A mother, faced with the prospect of being without her children for the first time as they pursue their higher education, finds solace when one of her homemade dumplings comes to life.

A wolf convict makes his escape, but is pursued by a diminutive Mountie who seems to be everywhere. (imdb)

Carol Anne is staying with her aunt in a highrise building, and the supernatural forces that have haunted her previously follow her there. (imdb)

Follows the travails of two families who have been rivals for years.

A mysterious underground outfit, going by the name of ALPS, offers bereaved individuals a very unusual service: they stand in for their dearly departed. (tiff.net)

In this plotless 5 minute short, Catherine Coulson plays a legless double-amputee who, throughout the film, is going over a letter she is writing. She makes marks on the letter, and we hear a voice-over of her reading through it... (imdb)