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War Witch
A civil war in Africa. After her village is burned down by rebels and her parents are killed, Komona is forced into the jungle as a child soldier. Her brutal commander not only trains her in the use of arms but also orders her to sleep with him. Searching for shelter amidst the horror, she turns to a slightly older boy with white hair who she calls 'Magician' and falls in love with. (mubi.com)
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The Ricky Gervais Show
Ricky Gervais and Stephen Merchant talk to Karl Pilkington about important things in life whilst Karl provides anything but intelligent answers. Comedy at its finest with wonderful animation. (imdb)
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Austin Powers:  The Spy Who Shagged Me
Austin (Myers) must time travel back to the Swinging Sixties, regain his mojo and save the world from destruction. (New Line Cinema)
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Heaven Knows What
A vagabond couple in NYC battling addiction amidst a manic love affair. (imdb)
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Whose Line Is It Anyway?
Improvisational comedy game show in which four players act out various comic games and sketches. (imdb)
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Dillinger Is Dead
In the wake of John Dillinger's death, a group of criminals try to cash in on his legend by posing as him. But when the real Dillinger resurfaces, they find themselves in over their heads.
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Sürü
Because of a local blood feud, a peasant family decides to sell its sheep - a most precious commodity - in far away Ankara. During their long train ride, bribes must be paid to petty officials, sheep are stolen or die in the packed, airless wagons, and the sick wife of one of the family's sons becomes deathly ill. (imdb)
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Rhythmus 21
Rhythmus 21 (1923) - Short Film
An early, serious abstract animation composed solely of squares and rectangles that change shape. (expcinema.com)
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Major Payne
Major Benson Winifred Payne is being discharged from the Marines. Payne is a killin' machine, but the wars of the world are no longer fought on the battlefield. (imdb)
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Goosebumps
Goosebumps (1995) - TV Series
A series of horror anthology stories based on the children's books by R.L. Stine. (imdb)
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