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Saint Maud
This psychological horror film from first-time director Rose Glass follows a pious nurse who becomes dangerously obsessed with saving the soul of her dying patient.
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Aleksandra
An elderly woman takes a train trip to visit her grandson at his army camp inside Chechnya. (imdb)
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House by the River
A deranged writer murders a maid after she resists his advances. The writer engages his brother's help in hiding the body... (imdb)
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The Promotion
Two assistant managers of a corporate grocery store vie for a coveted promotion.
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Consenting Adults
Richard and Priscilla Parker's lives take a turn for the better when Eddy and Kay move into the house next door. Eddy's a risk taker and shows his new neighbours how to enjoy life at the expense of a rule or convention or two. What Richard doesn't realise is that Eddy's little games are just a prelude to something that's intended to destroy his neighbours' lives. (imdb)
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Mesrine: Killer Instinct
The first half of an epic biography of the real-life french gangster Mesrine. This film covers Mesrine's introduction into violence during the war between France and Algeria up to his exile in Montreal. This man was a gangster, thug, prison escape artist, bank robber and even a terrorist. In France, he is a legend.
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The Balloonatic
The Balloonatic (1923) - Short Film
Buster and Phyllis endure a number of outdoor adventures trying to prove to each other their survival skills. The balloon which lands Buster in the wilderness proves useful later on as their canoe is about go over a waterfall. (imdb)
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The World According to Garp
Based on the John Irving novel, this film chronicles the life of T S Garp, and his mother, Jenny. Whilst Garp sees himself as a "serious" writer, Jenny writes a feminist manifesto at an opportune time, and finds herself as a magnet for all manner of distressed women. (imdb)
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Dow Rahehal Baraye yek Massaleh
like a deadpan, Bressonian staging of one of Laurel and Hardy's epic grudge matches... (girishshambu.com)
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The Queen
The Queen takes audiences behind the scenes of one of the most shocking public events of recent times -- providing an illuminating, deeply affecting and dramatic glimpse into what happens in the corridors of power when a tragedy strikes. (Miramax)
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