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The Family
The Manzoni family, a notorious mafia clan, is relocated to Normandy, France under the witness protection program, where fitting in soon becomes challenging as their old habits die hard. (imdb)
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Foutaises
Foutaises (1989) - Short Film
A 9 minute comedy starring Dominique Pinon (Delicatessen). Featuring muted colors with a sepia black and white, Pinon takes the viewer through various examples of what he "likes and dislikes". The music is by Carlos D'Alessio and Special Thanks is given to Claudie Ossard. (imdb)
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American Gods
American Gods (2017) - TV Series
A recently released ex-convict named Shadow meets a mysterious man who calls himself "Wednesday" and who knows more than he first seems to about Shadow's life and past. (imdb)
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Fences
An African-American father struggles with race relations in the United States while trying to raise his family in the 1950s and coming to terms with the events of his life. (imdb)
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Dog Pound
Three juvenile delinquents arrive at a correctional center and are put under the care of an experienced guard. (imdb)
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Den 12. mann
They were 12 saboteurs. The Nazis killed 11 of them. This is the true story of the one who got away... (imdb)
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Ali Baba Bunny
Ali Baba Bunny (1957) - Short Film
Bugs and Daffy are tunnelling their way to a vacation spot (with Bugs doing all the work, naturally), when a wrong turn lands them in a cave in the middle of the desert. Daffy's true nature once again shines through when the cave is discovered to be full of treasure. Daffy's glee quickly turns to terror, however, when Hassan the guard (whose only orders are "chop!") catches him with his hands in the gold. (imdb)
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Red Cliff
In the early third century, the land of Wu is invaded by the warlord Cao Cao and his million soldiers. The ruler of Wu, Sun Quan, calls on the rival warlord Liu Bei for help, but their two armies are still badly outnumbered. However, the Wu strategist Zhou Yu sees that Cao Cao's army is unused to battling on the sea, which may just give them a chance if they can exploit this weakness properly. (imdb)
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Batman: Year One
Batman: Year One (2011) - Direct-to-Video
A wealthy playboy and a Chicago cop both return to Gotham City where their lives will intersect in unexpected ways. (imdb)
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The Game
Wealthy financier Nicholas Van Orton gets a strange birthday present from wayward brother Conrad: a live-action game that consumes his life.
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