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Lord of the Piercing
A short parody of the Council of Elrond scene in The Fellowship of the Ring.
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Rifkin\
A married American couple attend the San Sebastian film festival, only for each of them to find themselves becoming entangled with another partner.
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Ladybird Ladybird
This Ken Loach docu-drama relates the story of a British woman's fight with Social Services over the care of her children... (imdb)
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Blinded by the Light
In 1987 during the austere days of Thatcher's Britain, a teenager learns to live life, understand his family and find his own voice through the music of Bruce Springsteen. (imdb)
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Shakes the Clown
Shakes plods about his duties as party clown, and uses all of his free time getting seriously drunk (imdb)
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The Underneath
Michael Chambers returns home to celebrate his mother's marriage. Michael had been ousted from his home town due to his gambling indiscretions and had left his wife to deal with the mess he created. He now must reassimulate back into the town, renew his relationships with his family and friends (and enemies) and, most-of-all, seek out his ex-wife to woo her again. (imdb)
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The Pink Panther Strikes Again
Charles Dreyfus escapes from the mental asylum and tries to kill Chief Inspector Jacques Clouseau. He doesn't succeed at first, so he takes on another strategy, namely to build a Doom's Day machine and demand that someone else kills Jacques Clouseau, or Dreyfus will use the machine to wipe out whole cities and even whole countries... With about 22 assassins from all over the globe on his tail, Clouseau decides to find Dreyfus alone and put him back in the mental asylum. (imdb)
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Caliber 9
Just out of prison, ex-con Ugo Piazza meets his former employer, a psychopathic gangster Rocco who enjoys sick violence and torture... (imdb)
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The Tale of Zatoichi
The adventures of a blind, gambling masseur who also happens to be a master swordsman. (imdb)
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The Purple Rose of Cairo
In 1930s New Jersey, a movie character walks off the screen and into the real world.
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