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If a clock could count down to the moment you meet your soul mate, would you want to know?

When an international team of former Cold War intelligence adversaries meet in a warehouse, their adventure of friendship, intrigue and betrayal has just begun. Like the masterless Samurai of ages past, these modern day Ronin are embarking on their final covert mission -- to recover a mysterious briefcase for an unknown employer and to stay alive. (MGM)

A legal guardian discovers that her seemingly perfect client is not who they appear to be.

Dusty is a cropdusting plane who dreams of competing in a famous aerial race. The problem? He is hopelessly afraid of heights. With the support of his mentor Skipper and a host of new friends, Dusty sets off to make his dreams come true. (imdb)

Haunted by his dark past, a man takes a job as a fire warden in a remote tower in the wilderness, and is inexorably drawn towards a young woman with a terrible secret of her own. (tiff.net)

A man (Sandler) goes shopping for a new couch. (imdb)

When a group of tourists on a New Orleans haunted swamp tour find themselves stranded in the wilderness, their evening of fun and spooks turns into a horrific nightmare. (imdb)

The friendship of GOKHAN and OMER is challenged when OMER falls in love with beautiful YASEMIN. Gokhan frames his best friend Omer for a murder, subsequently Omer must leave the country. Yasemin, grieving over the loss of her love Omer, gets closer to Gokhan, who works in her cruel father's shady business. Just when the two are to marry, Omer comes back to expose the web of lies. As Gokhan states in the final scene, "The thicker the veil of beliefs, the later rises the sun of wisdom." (imdb)

A strange Turkish drama from 1999.

The ultimate nostalgia trip through everything edible in 1960's Britain. It is based on cookery writer Nigel Slater's autobiographical novel of the same name. (imdb)