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A New York mobster goes into hiding in rural Lillehammer in Norway after testifying against his former associates. (imdb)

Life on Earth: the bits David Attenborough left out

World War 2 comedy about a submarine commander who finds himself stuck with a decrepit (and pink) sub, a con-man executive officer and a group of army nurses. (imdb)

In the lost holy land of Milos, the Elrics search for the truth behind an unknown form of alchemy. What secrets are hidden in Milos? Riddles must be solved and dangers faced before the truth can be found. (imdb)

The monstrous alien is at it again. This in time in Los Angeles, he leaves a trail full of dead bodies, and the only man who can stop him this time is Lieutenant Mike Harrigan of the LAPD (Danny Glover) (imdb)

An insane hunter arranges for a ship to be wrecked on an island where he can indulge in some sort of hunting and killing of the passengers. (imdb)

An idyllic wildlife cruise disintegrates into terror when a party of tourists are stalked by a massive man-eating crocodile. (imdb)

A man undergoes a face transplant and experiences ensuing identity issues. (imdb)

After the death of Byzantium King III. Kilitor, difficult days start for the Mayalar. The new Queen V. Kilitorya attack to Mayalar and kidnap their women to break their DNA code. (imdb)

Two teenage girls in small-town Sweden. Elin is beautiful, popular, and bored with life. Agnes is friendless, sad, and secretly in love with Elin. (imdb)