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On a subway train, a man announces that he's looking for someone who might be interested in him; the usual dating methods have not worked, though there's nothing wrong with him. He explains that any interested woman can just get off at the next stop. One woman looks interested... (imdb)
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The Ultimate Gift
After the death of the oil tycoon Howard 'Red' Stevens, his greedy family is gathered in the office of his lawyer, partner and friend Mr. Theophillis 'Ted' Hamilton and his associated Miss Hastings for the reading of the will. For his reckless and selfish grandson Jason Stevens, who hated him, Red assigns twelve apparently simple tasks called "gifts" - of work, money, friends, learning, problems, family, laughter, dreams, giving, gratitude, a day and love.
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Colossal Youth
Pedro Costa's snail-paced evocation of an old man dislocated in time and place (hollywoodreporter.com)
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The Tripper
A Ronald Reagan-obsessed serial killer targets a bunch of hippies who are heading to a weekend-long concert. (imdb)
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Larry David: Curb Your Enthusiasm
The original pilot for the TV series.
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9 (2005) - Short Film
A rag doll fights a monster that has been stealing the souls of his people. (imdb)
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A Boy Named Charlie Brown
Charlie Brown makes his way to the national spelling bee finals. (imdb)
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Killers
A vacationing woman meets her ideal man, leading to a swift marriage. Back at home, however, their idyllic life is upset when they discover their neighbors could be assassins who have been contracted to kill the couple.
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Organize Isler 2: Sazan Sarmali
Asim Noyan swindles people with his lies and games. Asim Noyan and his gang, who no one else has been able to catch, gets into a ruse again.
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Ghostbusters
Three unemployed parapsychology professors set up shop as a unique ghost removal service.
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