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Polisse
Melissa, a photographer for the Ministry of the Interior is assigned to document the Police Department's Juvenile Protection Unit.
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Friends
Friends (1994) - TV Series
In this 1994 sitcom, Rachel Green, Ross Geller, Monica Geller, Joey Tribbiani, Chandler Bing and Phoebe Buffay are all friends, living off of one another in the heart of NY. Over the course of 8 years, these average group of buddys go through massive mayhem, family trouble, past and future romances, fights, laughs, tears and surprises as they learn what it really means to be a friend. (imdb)
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The Prince
A retired assassin is drawn back into the life he gave up when his daughter is kidnapped. To rescue her, he must confront his former rival. (imdb)
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Welcome to Briarcliff
Welcome to Briarcliff (2012) - Season 2, Episode 1
American Horror Story - Season 2, Episode 1
After a life-changing experience, a young man is admitted into a notorious insane asylum, while a local reporter is determined to get the full story. (Wikipedia)
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Night and Day
Centered around the mixed emotions found in traveling. Characters in the film are Sung-nam Kim, an artist selected by the Korean government that escaped from Seoul and currently resides in Paris, student Yoo-jung Lee studying painting in Paris, Sung-in Han waiting for her husband Sung-nam Kim, and North Korean Kyeong-su Yun also studying in Paris. (imdb)
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Le Chaudron infernal
Two demons throw helpless captives into a boiling cauldron, and then try to summon forth their spirits. (imdb)
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The Mysterious Geographic Explorations of Jasper Morello
Set in a world of iron dirigibles and steam powered computers, this gothic horror mystery tells the story of Jasper Morello, a disgraced aerial navigator who flees his Plague-ridden home on a desperate voyage to redeem himself. (imdb)
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Mr. Jealousy
In this dark comedy, former broadcast journalist and current substitute teacher Lester Grimm (Eric Stoltz) is not especially good at displaying a healthy trust in his relationships. Ever since the age of 15, when Lester's first girlfriend ditched him for a 24-year-old, Lester has displayed an overpowering jealousy toward the women in his life -- which explains why he's still single... (All Movie Guide)
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Sharknado 3: Oh Hell No!
A monstrous tornado unleashes ravenous sharks from Washington, D.C., all the way down to Orlando, Florida. (imdb)
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Buffy the Vampire Slayer
A young girl, destined to slay vampires, demons and other infernal creatures, deals with her life fighting evil, with the help of her friends. (imdb)
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