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Horton Hears a Who!
Horton The Elephant struggles to protect a microscopic community from his neighbours who refuse to believe it exists. (imdb)
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The River Wild
Meryl Streep takes on a pair of armed killers while navigating a spectacularly violent river. (imdb)
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Top Gun
The macho students of an elite US Flying school for advanced fighter pilots compete to be best in the class, and one romances the teacher. (imdb)
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Land of the Pharaohs
In ancient Egypt the Pharaoh Khu-fu is obsessed with acquiring gold and plans to take it all with him into the "second life." To this end he enlists the aid of Vashtar, an architect whose people are enslaved in Egypt. The deal: build a robbery-proof tomb and the enslaved people will be freed... (imdb)
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Failan
After losing both her parents, Failan (Cecilia Cheung) emmigrates to Korea to seek her only remaining relatives... (imdb)
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Phantom of Liberty
One of Luis Bunuel's most free-form and purely Surrealist films, consisting of a series of only vaguely related episodes - most famously... (imdb)
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Doomsday Book
It tells three unique stories of human self-destruction in the modern high-tech era. In a hope to restore the humane compassion in the insusceptible modern age, the film displays an alternative form of genuine humanity. (Wikipedia)
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The Band Wagon
A pretentiously artistic director is hired for a new Broadway musical and changes it beyond recognition. (imdb)
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The King of Comedy
Aspiring comic Rupert Pupkin wants to achieve success in showbiz, by resorting to stalking his idol, a late night talk show host who craves his own privacy.
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Lamb
A childless couple, María and Ingvar discover a mysterious newborn on their farm in Iceland. The unexpected prospect of family life brings them much joy, before ultimately destroying them. (imdb)
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